Lynx Effect - Lucy Pinder (web game)

In the UK Lynx has released an awesome new marketing campaign that revolves around a term they've coined as "premature perspiration". Being an obvious allusion to premature ejaculation, it allows Lynx to be super suggestive in their ads.

Lynx have now extended their marketing to the web with the help of Lucy Pinder in game form. "Pindering" allows you to have Lucy doing any verb (ending in "ing") and "CTRL X" tests how long you can hold off before premature perspiring - while lucy teases the shit out of you!

To make the game more challenging, only use one hand.

PLAY HERE

 

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Fail Wanking: "a shot, a cig and a gun"

Shokushu was kind enough to send this hilarious fail wanking sample in.

"This guy had just added me and this was our first chat. He hadn't sent any pics, and only really started chatting once I sent a Lindsay Lohan pic.

About five minutes into our chat, this (screencap) happened. He didn't say anything else after that, so I logged the hell off."

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Duke Nukem Forever - Slap some Titties

Recently bought the new Duke Nukem game and was pretty much disappointed with everything about it, apart from this feature! Call me what you want but I actually got a semi-on while doing this.

Disclaimer: I do not look like the comic book guy from Simpsons and I do have a girlfriend. I am healthy and have a job.

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Fail Wanking #5

You can tell I'm a guy, because I have a guy's name.

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FAIL WANKING #3

This hurt my head

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Fi Stevens - Slime Trek

This video works for me on so many different levels. Gets me hard as fuck while making me giggle like a school girl.

It's always a pleasure seeing (my future wife) Fi Stevens getting gunged while fully clothed! It doesn't get any kinkier than this kids!

Check out some other slime girls..none as good as Fi but still AWESOME!!!





I love the way they shut her up with the unexpected gunge!

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FAIL WANKING #2

Freudian slip?

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FAIL WANKING #1

Well, that was fun...

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"There goes my Porn Career" - Uber Fail.

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"The release baby!"

This girl is so suprised by the force of this cumshot it sounds like she actually feared for her life for a split moment. She has a nice smile.

"The release baby!"



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Quickest Cumshot EVER!

Sorry Joe, I take it back. This is by far the quickest recorded cum ever! Well done sir...

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