How to: make fake cum!

Why would somebody need to make fake cum? Fuck knows!

I made a batch when I was bored out of my mind but didn’t do much with it .. I ended up pouring it all over my dick and jerking off with it! fun times :D

Here's the recipe

You will need:

· Flour

· Water

· Stove

· Spoon

· Saucepan

· Measuring Jug

1. Grab your measuring jug make sure its clean and free from any hairs or visible dust

2. Add two medium heaped tablespoons of flour to the jug

3. fill the jug with about 250ml of water and stir until there are no lumps in the jug (should be smooth like milk)

4. Add the mix to the saucepan and put the stove on medium heat while continuously stirring

5. Keep stirring until it ... well.. starts to look like cum

6. Let it set and cool for while, this is when it will thicken up

7. Do something pervy with it!

It's only flour and water so its edible!

Next, as soon as I figure it out, I'll show y'all how to do photoshop fakes like the one below.